Kadaver wrote:1. my whole life is a diet
i could probably lose 30 pounds and still feel like im the "fat friend". Though people tell me I dont look 200 lb.
2. i have very tiny toes. which makes me hate people with feet fetishes. They always want to touch my feet.
3. i can eat 20oz of steak in one sitting. wanna win my heart? take my to a steak house and pray to god they know what "rare" means. (rip off its horns, wipe its ass, put it on a plate)A few things:
Im a fatty but I love it! Haha I may be full of chub but Im;
a) huggable
b) a better cuddler (due to more to cuddle with)
c) I can take alot of falling down and not get hurt(cuz it aint straight skin and bone to ground)
d) being "fluffy" makes you better at being rough in bed(its just a fact! haha).
e) and finally, your just plain rad! End of story! Haha
Oh and yeah, I like my cow still mooing and wearing its bell.