I was at Target today with the wife and kids and I started thinking how fun it would be to wear a red shirt with tan khaki pants my next visit. I starting wondering how long I could go around greeting people and asking them if they need help before anyone would notice that I was not a real Target employee?

I can picture it now, Jessica Iris and I would be stalking customers and asking them repeatedly if we could help them find something till we drove them insane. Am I the only one that thinks this would be fun?

Theres a group of people who do this except they do it at best buy.

LOL I used to work at Target so I think I could pull it off

Its actually a really funny idea. Haha I was just thinking about it and I laughed to myself.

XsidXvengenceX wrote:
Its actually a really funny idea. Haha I was just thinking about it and I laughed to myself.I'm glad to hear someone thought it would be funny It sounds so fun to me But then again I am a little different or as my Mom calls me, "special!"

brianpatrickwade wrote:
I was at Target today with the wife and kids and I started thinking how fun it would be to wear a red shirt with tan khaki pants my next visit. I starting wondering how long I could go around greeting people and asking them if they need help before anyone would notice that I was not a real Target employee?

I can picture it now, Jessica Iris and I would be stalking customers and asking them repeatedly if we could help them find something till we drove them insane. Am I the only one that thinks this would be fun?

uh.. brian, im not a crazy like you! but it would be cool to pretend to work at Target at tell everyone to go to Walmart instead.
Like, "Ugh youre fucking retarded! You cheapskate! LRN2WALMART!"

Hahaha Im all for it. Just a huge group of us mobbing into target dressed as employees.

thats so not even funny. I get mistaken as a target worker when Im wearing blue. Its sooooooo ridiculous. I was wearing a red shirt once and a woman asked me where extention cords were, I told her two rows down, she asked how long Ive worked there and I said "I dont, this is my first time in this locations store". Maybe its because I wander and play with things or something I dont work at tarrrrrrrget. I sweeaar.

Kadaver wrote:
thats so not even funny. I get mistaken as a target worker when Im wearing blue. Its sooooooo ridiculous. I was wearing a red shirt once and a woman asked me where extention cords were, I told her two rows down, she asked how long Ive worked there and I said "I dont, this is my first time in this locations store". Maybe its because I wander and play with things or something I dont work at tarrrrrrrget. I sweeaar.

Haha but you have to admit, it gives you something interesting to talk about later.

this is true. And most targets are laid out the same way so I tend to know where everything is.

Kadaver wrote:
this is true. And most targets are laid out the same way so I tend to know where everything is.
Everyone thinks Im crazy cuz I say every damn target looks EXACTLY the same!

as stated earlier, there is a group that does that in NY called "Improve Everywhere".

They recently started a global site, and there is a local San Diego faction which I recently joined.

The first local mission is February 23

http://improveverywhere.ning.com/group/improvsandiego

XsidXvengenceX wrote:
Kadaver wrote:
this is true. And most targets are laid out the same way so I tend to know where everything is.
Everyone thinks Im crazy cuz I say every damn target looks EXACTLY the same!

are you kidding me? Once im in a target I forget which location Im in. Its like target is a portal to other targets

Kadaver wrote:
XsidXvengenceX wrote:
Kadaver wrote:
this is true. And most targets are laid out the same way so I tend to know where everything is.
Everyone thinks Im crazy cuz I say every damn target looks EXACTLY the same!

are you kidding me? Once im in a target I forget which location Im in. Its like target is a portal to other targets
Truthfully, there's only ONE target....
Those automatic doors are just a portal to it.

XsidXvengenceX wrote:
Kadaver wrote:
XsidXvengenceX wrote:
Kadaver wrote:
this is true. And most targets are laid out the same way so I tend to know where everything is.
Everyone thinks Im crazy cuz I say every damn target looks EXACTLY the same!

are you kidding me? Once im in a target I forget which location Im in. Its like target is a portal to other targets
Truthfully, there's only ONE target....
Those automatic doors are just a portal to it.

lololol

Now I cant take going into Target seriously... haha

hey, i buy my under wear there, take my undie leep portals alone

I dont ever buy one particular thing. Its always something really random.

they had this set of cupcake things for valentines day, and i almost died. they were so cute.

And why didnt you get them???