SO.
My computer isn't won't come on so I'm jotting down some lines from my latest rap here.
AND yes, I know my rap sucks. That's the point. I'm going to be a female MC Chris, and have my raps be so awful and redonkulous that they're considered geeeeenius!!!
MUAHAHHA.
(AWESOME BEAT BOXING INTRO)
I can rap free style,
Didn't even need to see 8 mile,
I can rap while you fuck me with my legs up in the air,
Screaming so loudly that anyone can hear,
Im pretty sure your neighbor next door,
Is gonna say, "I can hear her screamin for s'more".
My raps drip out easily from my lips and my tongue,
My words are like poison, VENOM
All I'm trying to do here is have some fun,
Talk shit about you, and then some
Tired of raps about the gangsta life,
Rap battles talkin bout who you wanna knife,
About how so and so was fucking your wife,
That shit is over with.
This is the new generation,
Im bringin it in,
I'm MC Jess, representin a gloom nation,
Rapping about the shit that really matters,
like R Kelly and his big bladder,
And how he likes to empty it on a young girls face,
And tape it for the entire human race,
Better than seeing a brown shower,
FUCK what ever happened to the Spice Girls and Girl POWER?
I like to be charmin,
And I know it can do some harmin.
Don't call me a motherfucker,
I've got a mouth like a dirty trucker,
I can rap free style,
Didn't even need to see 8 mile,
When I get drunk I like to diz a di dial,
Calling up old exes,
Refusing their sexes,
Just wanna call them out on their shit,
I know this rap is gonna be a big hit.
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