In no particular order.... The House Centipede These things are freaky! I had never seen one in my life before. The first time I saw one I thought it was a mutated silverfish bug or something. They can run super fast and they can bite/sting like a bee. They are very smart too! I hate these creepy things. They freak me out. How many house centipedes do you think I have eaten in my sleep? Ewww! Okay... so I always thought that potato bugs were the big fat roly poly bugs. But they aren't! I learned something new. These things are disgusting. They are pretty big. And they have big fat legs.. and a face that looks like a human fetus. I was told that if you burn one (someone did this) that they make a scream like a baby. I further researched these nasty things on www.potatobugs.com and have come to learn that they do in fact make a high pitched hiss sound that can very much sound like a scream.

I had a great idea though... at least I thought it was. Why not make a movie called Attack of the Killer Potato Bugs... or The invasion of... Whatever. Anyway. Make them invade the world with their little baby faces and thighs. And then at the end when we burn them to death we will hear billions of screaming baby faced potato bugs. It would give me nightmares!

My number one irrational fear has always been and will always be... Milk. So freakin gross! Look at it all white and bubbly in that glass. It makes me cringe. I've never tried milk before. No never. But for some reason I have always had a fear of it. I hate even touching a glass or container that it is inside of. I will wash my hands in hot water right after if I have to. Milk is a horrible, horrible thing. Everyone I know makes fun of me for this... Even my own daughter. What are your irrational fears?

Posted by brianpatrickwade, on 01-11-2007 20:03, 1. Since I know how much you like them Here are some pictures of my first models